The Kitchen shopping nd D Big-bang

After having a nice place to stay... we came to second thing... food. All decided in favor of kitchen.. so shopping started...

Laxmi bazar was d place decided... nd me, ulti, mohindra, anupreet...(our old cute big hearted roomie, we took him together nd told that he will get free juice.... but he was not aware that he was there for holding all the stuff we were going to purchase...), tau nd bhabhi... (Durga was not there.. he was returning from home on that day only...)... set for shopping... no.. i m not going to explain shops nd item we purchased... but while returning back following are the companians... tau nd bhabi on tau's passion... (tau used to ride so slowly nd safely that you can even balance one egg on another egg while he is driving...), mohindra with anu, me nd ulti... (Anu was with ulti in forward journey... but on back journey... he insisted to be wid mohindra... cant say the reason... lets assume he liked mohindra very much...). Ulti is driving nd me sitting at back. Then in between_____Blanks#1____________________________________.... and we all reached home. I was driving nd ulti is sitting back. (Yes... this blank is necessary to keep the story going on... for the time being just read that there was a journey involved back to home....).

So visualize the scene at home... durga is resting in his room, mohindra nd anu has reached home much early then us... tau nd bhabhi went there home for some thing... but were supposed to be there. Me nd ulti reached there... greeted durga... ate sweet he brought from home... showed him things we purchased... nd....

And.. gave him the bad news that his bike is a little scratched... (his new bike... barely 2months old). Durga is in a shock... but he manages in his usual style... wid a smile on his face.. but eyes behind glasses are speaking alltogether a diff story.... ok... he went down nd checked his bike... his handle is a bit banded... one indicator is broken...(to be completed by durga itself) nd reason for all of this is...??? in busy traffic some cow pushed his bike while standing... nd all of this happened...(as it was told to him)...

Then we chatted for some while nd i droped anu his home...(a trivial line it seems but it will make a big sense later on...). Tau nd bhabhi came and we had a nice round of chat. They left nd meet ulti in between nd __Blanks#2_______________.

Its a perfact kind of day till now... but wait... night is yet to come... Its 12'o clock... nd my right hand wrist began to pain... unable to sleep... i called ulti... (just for a background info... mohindra is my roomie nd ulti nd durga r roomie). applied some move... took some pain killer... but pain refused to go away... one hour past but not at all bearable... till now everybody is wake up... durga, mohindra, vijju (our old roomie nd new neighbour), pandey ji.(roomie of vijju).. reason of pain...

Reason of pain is... I went to bathroom nd fell... so it is a big jerk in my hand.. everybody is thinking how big jerk was I? nd i was thinking.... to be honest i was thinking nothing... pain is too much too think anything. So at midnight... everybody is headed towards some reputed hospital called Medi-Point... after one pain-killer injection... i am able to smile... on nothing but on my condition. They took X-ray nd advised to come in morning....

Till morning... effect of injection is over... so we are there... before time... nd the doctor suggest that... it was some displacement of minor bone nd we need to go for surgery... all of us are horrified... surgery for a falling in bathroom??? nd me... ok.. me also included in that horrified lot. But yes... ulti keeps cool everytime... nd suggested that we take some second advice... everybody agreed nd me... happily agreed.

Search for a better hospital ends on jahangir hospital... ulti is there too wid me... (he is a guy wid golden heart... u can count on him on every need...), nd after one more x-ray it is clear that there is one minor fracture... so... we came back after 2 days... wid plaster on my right hand. After that... starts a herculas effort to explain everyone... how it is possible to fell in bathroom nd get a fracture... every body is puzzled... nd durga... more than puzzled... (guess why?). Between there was nothing serious for 2 days... but we decided to stay for safety nd medical clam purpose...(who wont love AC hospital luxary room for free?).

Nd that small fracture lasted for 3 and half months... wofff... during that period i learnt to do almost everything wid left hand... nd tried my best to convince everybody that you can get a frature by falling in bathroom... but durga is still puzzled.... reason??

Reason??
a. how come bike nd bhaggi fell on same day?
b. how come bike got that much affected by just a push of cow?
c. how come a person fell in bathroom nd got his hand fractured nd his roomie mohindra never heard ny sound?

He is simply puzzled...

To resolve the puzzle for you...
Blank#1... ulti nd me met wid some accident... bike got broken... nd me too... but i felt ok type nd drove d rest of road...
Blank#2... bhabhi just confirmed wid ulti that he is ok... (bhabhi... just a too much of caring heart)... ulti now knows that info is out somehow...